Nee-braska
The bugeaters from the University of Noweldge come to town this Saturday, with kick off scheduled for 6:00 p.m. While not technically scheduled, the north end zone goal post will fall at 9:13 p.m., officially ending the hex over that blasted north end zone and erasing a disgustingly miserable performance two weeks ago from my memory. (My personal advice, next time some bastard chickenhawk fan talks smack to you about the game, punch them in the teeth.)
I’ll be at the tailgate spot by 3:00 at the latest, if anyone is interested in being there earlier than that, let me know and I can do that too. The visiting fans tend to arrive early for this game, so parking will be even more at a premium. As always, feel free to drop stuff by the house Friday night and I’ll throw it in the truck to haul for you.
Also at a premium on Saturday will be White blue jeans. If you have any White jeans in your closet, preferably size 40″ waist or larger, bring those to the game to hawk to the stupid huskers. Husker fans in white blue jeans, Mildcat fans in purple camouflage, which is worse?
Finally, someone please bring a bb gun to shoot that dope of an inflated mascot they’ve got. (You can carry concealed weapons in MO starting the day a team notorious for felons comes to town, no further proof needed that the legislature is full of idiots).
as stated previously this year, you can’t spell “nebraska sucks” without ku. A Neebraska football player couldn’t spell “Nebraska sucks” if you spotted them the “Nebraska” and the “ucks”.