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Stripe Yo’ Self, Football, 15-0 Certainty
Happy Football, Tiger fans!
The best time of the year is here, but has snuck up on me. Mainly because it’s been 138 thousand million degrees, I think, but for whatever reason I’m feeling a bit surprised by the start of the season.
Our beloved Tigers begin their 15-0 campaign by hosting the South Dakota somethings on Thursday. Kickoff is scheduled for 7:00 p.m. The tailgate lots open at Noon, so I’ll be in the normal spot in Lot D then. I may come and go a little, but imagine I’ll be back there permanently no later than 2:00. Come when you will. It’s a Stripe the Stadium game, so stripe yourself appropriately.
I don’t know their nickname, we don’t know how much anyone is going to play quarterback, and I have no idea who will be at the tailgate, nor what food will be there. I’m fairly certain people will attend, I’m mostly certain some of them will bring food, I’m 95% certain I’m not bringing food, and I’m 100% certain I’ll end this missive with something mildly derogatory about a mythical shoe-wearing bird. On a side note, screw ku.