K-State Wins … The Award for Ugliest Uniforms
The Mildcats from Kansass State University come to Columbia this Saturday. They are so poor that can’t even afford a whole uniform for their mascot. Just send the dope out there with a head on his head.
While certainly not of the stature we thought it would be at the beginning of the season, the game could hardly be more important for the Tigers. After we beat the little applets, Nebraska will get beat by the Tornado-Birds from ISU. That will put us in a three-way tie for first place in the north. As we all know, tied up in a three way is a good place to be. (On a similar topic, is there any possible way our esteemed President doesn’t giggle and smile everytime he hears the word “election” while he thinks to himself, “that rhymes with ‘erection’ “.)
Kick off is at 11:30 a.m., which will traditionally put a serious dent in the tailgating crowd. I’ll be there by 10, no promises from Sarah or AEB on their attendance. Who am I kidding, i’ll probably be there by 9. come see me!
Please disregard the earlier K-State Wins e-mail from this address… my computer was hijacked by the pessimistic jokers that sit around us (“Did you see that Bob? That Bill Snyder is the best coach in the country. What we should do is, line up 15 men to the right of the center and then throw it back to the left. And we should do that all day, because when Devine was here I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time….”)
The e-mail prior to that mentioned comparison of Orange Pants, Purple Camos, and mythical shoe-wearing birds. While the OSU crowd had a poor showing in their orange pants, you can count on the most obnoxious fans of the past 10 years to have a proud showing of purple camoflouge pants. We’re trending upward on disgustivity, peaking in 2 weeks with an influx of the dozens of KU football fans.
Jungle was coming in for the game, but he’s going to Hawaii instead. Silly jungle.