Is an Ole Miss Wrinkly?
Happy football season indeed, as the Tigers looked as good as could possibly be expected in their 47-7 win over Murray State last weekend. Mizzou is favored by 10-points over the Rebels from Ole Miss this weekend, and I say we’re in for a better win than that. 35-20 is my prediction.
Kickoff Saturday is at 11:40 a.m. We’ll be at the tailgate by 9:30. As always, if you’d like us to bring stuff to the game for you, just leave it on our porch sometime before midnight on Friday.
I had my gall bladder removed a week ago and haven’t been funny since. The gall bladder’s main purpose is to store bile, so I’m also likely lacking there. Thus far, I’ve found no scientific evidence that bile and humour are interconnected, but I have my suspicions. I also have my suspicions about the so-called “heat index”, “wind-chill factor”, and tiny ears of corn served at banquets, but those are topics for another time. (I thought spelling humour like a Brit might make me funny again, but I’m afraid it really just made me appear pretentious.)
on a side note, ESPN is reporting that the mythical shoe-wearing birds hate children. ESPN says beakers hate kids
While some would argue that the proof is the $35 charge for the 3-month old to attend the game, the more astute of us would point to the fact that the poor kid’s parents want her to graduate from KU someday.