Land Thieves!
Give ’em bruises, give ’em stitches, beat them Sooner sons a bitches.
The Tigers host Oklahoma tomorrow night at 7:00 p.m., as you might have heard. Like Ron Burgundy, it’s kind of a big deal. It’s also Homecoming, which traditionally means I make jokes about how it always rains at Homecoming. There’s a reason I make those jokes.
The Homecoming Parade is at Noon, I’ll go to the tailgate from there. Food this week is provided by Todd Bennington and Bryan Ninichuck (and Natalie and Val, I bet) of Wingate Pest Control and Lawn Maintenance fame. Call Wingate for all your pesty lawn needs. Chili, chili dogs, frito pies, and possibly other chili dishes will be the fare. If interested in bringing anything else, a small side dish should cover any needs. If you’re thinking about bringing any beer, don’t. We have lots of beer. Seriously, we have beer.
OU is favored, more highly ranked, and so on. But it feels a lot like 2003 vs Nebraska to me. Night game, rain, an opponent that’s not as good as they have been, and one that Mizzou owes a beating to, both because it’s simply been long enough and something necessary to take the next step. OU is good, though, but it seems like Mizzou is too. Should be a fun time.
p.s. I’m a little fired up about the game.
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