Jason's Untimely Thoughts

Happy Football Season Tiger Fans!

The happiest time of the year is here again, made happiest again by some hot D Lot tailgate action. The Tigers begin the season on Saturday, at 2:32, with a contest against SDSU.

The tailgate will begin early.  Come when you will.  The ladies have decided we need themes for every game, along with a few other things.  This game the theme is (wait for it, wait for it, wait for it….) Black and Gold.  Hamburgers are black, cheese is gold.  Boom.  So, we’ll have hamburgers (hopefully not burnt black) and hotdogs.  If bringing something, a side or a dessert seems like a good idea.

I know nothing about the Jackrabbits of SDSU. Evidently they have a good running back. They were 9-5 last year. Their coach is named John Stiegelmeier. I assume his middle name is Jacob.  Whenever he’s about, the people always shout….

Also, I assume all their players thought they were going to San Diego State. No no, sorry, recruits, we’re SDSU, you know, South Dakota State. Oh, what’s that, you thought you were going to San Diego? No, no. We’re the Jackrabbits. Yeah, the Jackrabbits. No, all one word. Jackrabbits. Just think of us as San Diego, (You) Sucker U.

Go Tigers. 15-0! Yay football!  and on a side note, screw ku.