Jason's Untimely Thoughts

Happy football weather season, Tiger fans!

This Saturday the beloved black and gold Tigers take on the Knights from UCF.  They are pretty decent, so I expect a close first quarter before the Tigers pull away.  38-20 final score.

Kickoff is at 11:01 a.m.  That of course means early tailgating, which means breakfast stuff.  There will almost certainly be vodka- and champagne-based orange juice beverages of some sort, and I’d imagine there will be gross tomato-based drinks as well.  Those are gross, only because of the tomatoes, and you know, because of the name.  Seriously, who came up with Bloody Mary?  Gross.  Seriously.  Could I have a Festering Wound Bob please?

As much as I knew about Mizzou’s first opponent, I know about the same regarding UCF.  They lost some good players, have some good players replacing them, gave Penn State a great game in Ireland to open the season, and have almost all the letters in their name necessary to complete my favorite phrase regarding ku.

Come tailgate when you will.  I’ll be there early (anyone want to join me early for tent setup?), most of you will arrive in time to tailgate for a few minutes before going to this way too early start.

Go Tigers.  15-0.  and on a side note, UCF ku.