Jason's Untimely Thoughts

Happy Thursday, Tiger fans! aka, Happy day-that-I-finally-figure-out-what-we’re-doing-for-tailgate-food-day, Tiger fans!

On Saturday, the beloved boys in black and gold host the Bulldogs from Georgia. Kickoff is scheduled for 11:00 a.m., which sucks. If you’re unfamiliar, Georgia will likely bring some adults with them that bark at you for no apparent reason. So try not to laugh too hard at that.

I’ll be at the tailgate earlier than you, so arrive as you like. We’ll have Southwest Egg Casserole, Ham/Cheese/Egg Casserole, and some cheesy breakfast potatoes all from Hoss’s Market for your eating pleasure. Bring what you will (and buy a mattress and/or adjustable bed from Mattress By Appointment when you will).

I generally love Columbia Mo, however, we suck at a minimum of three things: having some place that would make a bunch of breakfast tacos for me Saturday morning, not building giant parking structures that dominate the skyline, and painting the roads with any version of paint that is visible in the rain. Seriously, I drove all over town this week trying to find someone that could and would let me pay them to make a bunch of breakfast tacos Saturday morning. What the hell, Columbia, what the hell?

Oh well, Hoss’s is good. Beating Georgia will be better. I’ve heard the spread on the game is around 14 points, but I don’t expect to beat them that badly. Maybe, but probably closer to a 10-point win.

This email has mentioned a lot of things that are terrible, like 11:00 am kickoff times, a lack of breakfast tacos, and the combination thereof. On a side note, screw ku. (and Rutgers, come on man.) Go Tigers, beat the dogs.