Jason's Untimely Thoughts

Happy Football, Tiger Fans!

On Saturday, our beloved Tigers host the Commodores from Vanderbilt University. Kickoff is at 11:00 a.m. I’ll be there earlier than that, you should too. We will have food. We will have people. I don’t know how much of any of that will happen, but you should come out and say hello. And then stay and watch football. FOOTBALL!

As I pointed out in earlier emails, the Tigers are well on their way to a 10-win season. 9-3 regular season, plus a bowl win. What’s that, Kentucky game, you say? Screw them.

It turns out I forgot the part about “what happens to blue-wearing basketball schools” is that the refs gift them games from time to time. Just magically call fouls or don’t call obvious fouls that change the outcome of the game. Still being relatively new to the SEC, I didn’t realize that happened to those blue-wearing schools in football also. Regardless, we won, in my personal record book. 10-win season here it comes.

The Tigers beat Vandy on Saturday, then I waffle once again about going to the Tennessee game the following weekend, those who win in November will be remembered, and so on. Go Tigers, beat Vandy. On a side note, screw ku. (And here’s to ku screwing up another football coaching hire. And here’s to Adidas buying them more basketball players. Seriously, screw ku. and Kentucky too. And the refs. But mostly ku.)

Go Tigers.