Jason's Untimely Thoughts

Happy Thanksgiving, Tiger fans!

This season has gone exactly as expected, won every game as predicted, no controversial calls or heartbreaks along the way, just cruised along to double-digit wins as I predicted all along. (*some of that isn’t true.)

On Friday, our beloved Tigers play their final home game of the year, hosting the Arkansas Razorbacks. Kickoff is scheduled for 1:30 p.m. but you should be in your seat well before then as Mizzou introduces the 19 seniors playing their final home game. I will be at the tailgate early, no idea what food or people will be with me. I’ll have leftover soda, beer, and booze. You could bring some leftover food. It’s also a blackout game, so wear your black raingear.

The Tigers are favored by 21 points or something. Drew Lock needs 916 passing yards to catch Chase Daniel for Mizzou’s career record. Here’s to getting 600 or so of those yards on Friday to make sure we beat the spread. As a bonus, Arkansas suspended two of their defensive backs for talking to girls.

Go Tigers, Beat the Hogs, Bring Leftovers, go in early to clap for the seniors, screw ku.

Mizzou Seniors

• Paul Adams, OL (Capt.) – Nashville, Tenn.
• Terry Beckner, Jr., DT (Capt.) – East St. Louis, Ill.
• Terez Hall, LB (Capt.) – Lithonia, Ga.
• Drew Lock, QB (Capt.) – Lee’s Summit, Mo.
• Nate Anderson, DE – Toronto, Ontario
• Sam Bailey, TE/OL – Lamar, Mo.
• Kendall Blanton, TE – Blue Springs, Mo.
• Nate Brown, WR – Suwanee, Ga.
• Corey, Fatony, P – Franklin, Tenn.
• Emanuel Hall, WR – Franklin, Tenn.
• Cam Hilton, S – St. Louis, Mo.
• Brandon Lee, LB – Indianapolis, Ind.
• Dominic Nelson, S – Florissant, Mo.
• Walter Palmore, DT – Columbus, Ga.
• Kevin Pendleton, OL – Lee’s Summit, Mo.
• Tavon Ross, LB – Cochran, Ga.
• Finis Stribling, DB – Thompson’s Station, Tenn.
• Rod Winters, LB – Arlington, Texas