FOOOOOT BALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year, Tiger fans! Or is this an old year? Last year? Another year? Same as the other year? Time has no meaning.
Anyway, on Saturday, our beloved Tigers host the Chippewas from Central Michigan University. A quick bit of internet research has told me that Chippewa is a Native American word meaning “get vaccinated you morons and then you won’t have to take whatever medicine OAN starts propping up next and kids can stay in school and we can have a normal football season and businesses can stay open.” It’s super weird that Native Americans knew about OAN.
Kickoff is at 3:00 p.m. The tailgate will start way before that. We are providing wings from CJ’s and D. Rowe’s. As always, anyone interested should provide your presence. Sides and desserts are good bringing options, if you’re bringing options.
I guess I should point out we’re in Lot D again. Also, the Tigers will be going 15-0. Lot D! 15-0! Lot D! Football! On a side note, screw ku.
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