Jason's Untimely Thoughts

Happy Thursday, Tiger fans! On Saturday, our beloved Tigers host the Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders. Kickoff is scheduled for 6:00 p.m. as our guys look to improve to 2-0 on the season. The athletic department has dubbed this as a “white out” game, so wear all the white Mizzou gear that you have in your closet.  

I’ll be at the tailgate for good around 1:00 p.m, I’d imagine, come when you will. It’s a Lydia birthday tailgate, so be sure and tell her happy birthday. Embarrassment, it’s the gift that keeps on giving for all 15-year olds. We’ll have wings from D.Rowe’s and CJ’s and a big box of chips from Lutz’s. ‘Cause what goes better with a white out game than a bunch of wings? As always, sides, desserts, and friends are good things to bring if you’re bringing stuff. Or add to the messy white shirts with some spaghetti, tacos, jelly donuts, a watermelon, or a friend that just finished digging a ditch.

Blue Raiders — are they raiders that are blue, or do they just habitually raid blue things? Speaking of things that blow, screw ku.