YAY Tigers! BOO Tigers
Happy Homecoming Tiger Fans!
On Saturday, the beloved Tigers in black and gold host the unloved Tigers in blue from Memphis. Kickoff is scheduled for 3:00 p.m., victory is scheduled to be assured by the middle of the 3rd quarter, and then the Tigers are on the path to a 9-3 final regular-season record. Write it down.
Messers are providing the main fair for the tailgate this week, bringing pulled pork sandwiches. As always, sides and desserts are good bringing options. Adelaide has a volleyball tournament at Hickman Saturday, so we will be bouncing back and forth between the tailgate and the naked baby volleyball. By bouncing, I fully mean zipping up and down Providence Road on a Bird scooter while being insulted by fraternity boys and out-of-town drivers. See you when we see you, tailgate will be going at all normal times.
That’s it. Go (good) Tigers, beat the (bad) Tigers. Speaking of bird scooters, screw ku.
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