Beat the Emotional Colors
Happy Thursday, Tiger fans! On Saturday, our beloved Tigers host the Mean Green from the University of North Texas for Homecoming.
If you know anything about Mizzou, you know about Homecoming. If you know anything about homecoming at Mizzou, you know it’s unseasonably cool, raining, and the young students in fraternities and sororities are spending time learning important lessons about pomping while skipping classes. You’ll be happy to know I have an inside source at the university that confirms all those things are true again this year! Luckily, it looks like the rain will skip the festivities and football this year. Unluckily, it seems like the unseasonably cool temps will probably leave before football as well.
We are having CoMo Smoke & Fire BBQ bring food to the tailgate this week. Pulled pork, chicken, beans, potato salad, and mac and cheeeeeeeeeeese shall be on the menu. As always, desserts and sides and friends are good bringing options, if you’re bringing options. Food shall arrive around Noon, you should too. Call Kim and Jason for all your speaking and bedding needs.
The UNT MG’s were apparently founded by a random name generator. No chance anyone down there voluntarily named something North. Although everyone is statutorily obligated to follow any local place name with “Texas” (i.e. let’s go over to Killeen, Texas; my bank is down in Nacogdoches, Texas) lest you be mistakenly under the impression there is something worthwhile outside of Texas. So North Texas, I sort of get. But Mean Green? Nothing says mean like a rhyming color. Luckily, their football team is bad and terrible at all things except, what’s that, running the ball? Oh well, beat the random names for homecoming, I say, 48-17 final score.
Speaking of potato salad on a hot day with a poorly named bad football team and other things that might spoil your stomach, screw ku.
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