King of Beers vs Banquet Beer
Thursday greetings, Tiger fans. Football season is so happy that we’re to the point of grumbling about the unpleasantness displayed in our 25-point victory last week. Fantastic problems to have.
The Big 12 schedule kicks off this weekend with the Puffalos of Colorado coming to town. Kickoff is at 11:40 a.m. with tailgating to begin by 9:30. We’ll once again be joined by team members from Miller’s Professional Imaging, which means plenty of pre-game entertainment and food. Hoss’ Market is bringing breakfast, to be served beginning at 9:45.
The Tigers wil easily improve to 5-0 on Saturday (35% to 14-0), as Colorado comes to town to serve as some sort of freaky carnival mirror-image to our beloved Tigers. We’re 4-0, they’re 0-4. We’ve allowed a total of 37 points, they’ve scored a total of 36. Their QB has thrown for 296 yards total, ours throws for that every game. Our head coach was in the MAC, theirs came from the WAC. Our black & gold looks good, their black and gold looks tired. We’re ranked and they’re rank. Budweiser vs Coors. Ozark Mountains vs, um, you get the point. To quote friends from college days, “we will not not kill them.”
See you at the game. You can’t spell KU sucks without CU.