Jason's Untimely Thoughts

When starting my tailgate e-mails, I typically write the subject line and then go from there.  A good topic sentence will lay out the rest of your paper, don’t you know.

I just wrote “CU at the Tailgate”, which seemed familiar.  A trip to the archives (below) confirms that I used that same line 4 years ago.  Coupled with my general unexcitement about tailgating this year, let’s just review those entries for humor.  The most important items to review, of course, are “you can’t spell ku sucks without CU”, and “screw ku”.  (And maybe I should go down to Reactor Field for tailgating, Sodom/Gomorrha evidently has lots of excitement.)

Game time is 5:30 p.m., Fox Sports someone doing the broadcasting.  Bryan Ninichuck (and Todd Bennington) of Wingate Pest Control fame, will be providing some home cooked delectables.   We’ll be there by 2:00 or so, I’d imagine.  Call Wingate for all your pest control needs.  (and despite the two bad weeks, we’re still good enough to be on national television again, and it’s become so mundane that I can’t even remember who is showing the game… “New” Old Mizzou, I say.)

Archives:

• King of Beers vs Banquet Beer, Thursday, Sept 28, 2006
• CU at the Tailgate, Thursday, Sept 30, 2004